“Post” Holiday Cigars – Yes, There’s Such a Thing, by Tommy Zman

Thank God the gluttony gorge-fest is over and done with and praise the lord if I’m able to pay my bills for the next couple of months. This holiday season drained the livin’ crap outta me, mentally, physically, and financially. I know I’ve been a Scrooge-ass, humbug, Grinch-ified bastid for the past couple of months, and  I claim justifiably so. NO, I did NOT go to Jared… NO, every kiss did not begin with Kay, and there sure as hell was NO bow covered luxury automobile in the driveway. The kids got the crap they wanted, the wife got clothes, etc, but once again, yours truly, the Social Cromag, got jacked!

Yeah, okay I got Christmas gifts – sweat pants, underwear, socks, bla, blabbitty, bla, bla. But guess what I didn’t get for the gazillionth year in a row… nobody got me cigars, dammit! What the heck is wrong with everyone, huh? Come on now, I hinted like a son of a bitch, hell, I even left the JR Catalog open with items circled in red, but to no avail whatsoever. I even walked around singing Christmas carols, replacing the real lyrics with the names of cigar brands interjected and nobody caught my more than obvious drift (deck the halls with San Lotano, Montecristo, Punch, Avo for lunch… I love me some San Cristobal, if you buy me these I’ll be your pal! Fa, la, la la la, la, la, La Gloria.)

Nothin’.

And you wanna know what completely sucks double dog-rockets? My birthday is December 30… five days after Christmas… and every freakin time, year in and year out, I hear the phrase, “I got you your combined birthday/Christmas present.” Oh sure, everybody else got a separate birthday present and a Chrsitmas present… but all because my parents had to get frisky nine months before the holidays, I have spent a lifetime getting gyped because nobody has any friggin money left after being wallet-raped by Rudolph and the so-called spirit of Christmas. Fal la la, my fat, white ash.

So now that the holiday madness has subsided, it seems like there’s some pretty damned good deals out ther in JR land. They’ve even put out a post holiday/New Year’s Catalog JAM PACKED with so many deals on your favorite smokes. Hey, listen to me right now… I don’t give a rat’s hairy ash how much you spent on holiday gifts, these deals are so awesome you are NOT going to want to miss out! I can always find a little extra room in the pay check for some La Auroras, JR Alternative Edicion Limitadas, Partagas, Romeo, and La Finca, and I know that you can too!

CLICK HERE to DOWNLOAD a digital pdf version of the new catalog > http://www.jrcigars.com/jr/index.cfm/hurl/evt=catalog

And DON’T FORGET…

PLEASE SUPPORT Cigar Rights of America as they continue to deal with congress, the senate, and all US legislators who need to be made aware that our cigars are the best friends we know of and we will fight like hell to keep them in our lives! >>http://cigarrrights.org

Smoke ‘em cuz ya gottem my friends,

TZ.Sig.2

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